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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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Just another part of the freak show.

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the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night

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the world when it is 6am and you have just woken up

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punkteddylupin:

So I recently reached my first hundred and this is honestly something I’ve always wanted to do so I’m going to give it a try!

  • You don’t have to be following me. I don’t really want disingenuous follows (and eventually unfollows) and I’m sure you don’t want me clogging your dash.
  • You can reblog and like this. Each counts as an entry.
  • This post needs to reach at least 25 notes. If it doesn’t, I’ll just try again later.
  • If this reaches 50 notes, I’ll add another winner. 
  • If you win you get your choice of one of any of the items above which are:   a personalized letter to Hogwarts,  a potion, and a wand
  • Entry for the giveaway ends July 31st.

The winner will be picked via a random number generator and I’ll contact them once everything’s over, so if you enter have your ask box open. c:

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mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

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tastefullyoffensive:

More creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Previously: Part One

1,721,713 Plays

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novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

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